One of my kids has always been a grotty little thing. A bit like a walking diary – remnants of the day gather in layers on their clothing and are smudged in stripes around their head (and my house). I can see layers of morning tea underneath the milk from 2.30 and the after dinner biscuit adds a decorative element to finish the day. The fingers have permanent texta stains and I have, more than once remembered Pig Pen and wondered if we’re related.
Dirt is apparently good for kids, which might explain why this child is very healthy. But at dinner I’ve been driven to the point of total frustration and have now had to instigate two new rules.
1. If there is cutlery set out, then we MUST at least TRY to use it before we start picking through dinner with our fingers. And;
2. NO TONGUES at the table. I DO NOT want to see your tongue at any stage. We do not lick our gnocci clean. We do not lick the seasoning off baked vegies. Our tongue stays in our mouths at all times and if at all humanly possible we try to keep our mouths closed while we chew.
Of course, it’s a bit of an uphill battle, but one I feel the need to revisit every time someone else’s child has been here and displayed stunningly good manners. Recently a little friend came over. She sat still all dinnertime. When her plate was clean (and there was NOTHING on the floor around her) she brought her empty bowl to me in the kitchen, unprompted. I was so shocked, I forgot to say ‘thank you’.
I like to think that my kids can turn it on when they’re visiting elsewhere, but I’m not sure.
Some nights I have the strength to tackle lessons in etiquette and correct usage of utensils. But other nights, if my mummy-patience is more than a little frayed, I just make these salmon bites and avoid the flashpoint entirely.
Salmon & zucchini bites
Don’t worry about this mix being quite ‘wet’. Rolling the balls in flour gives them a nice crunchy coating and ensures that the inside stays nice and moist.
185g can pink salmon, drained
2 tbsp chives, finely chopped
1 zucchini, grated (you can peel the skin off first, if your kids are absolutely green-phobic)
1 egg, lighten whisked
Pepper
1/4 cup plain flour
2 tbsp canola oil, for cooking
Lemon wedges, to serve
Combine all of the ingredients except the flour in a large mixing bowl.
Squeeze into gold ball sized patties. Toss in the flour and coat evenly.
Heat the oil in a frying pan over medium heat. Fry the patties in the oil for 3-4 minutes each side until golden.
Remove and drain on paper towel.
Sprinkled with lemon juice and serve as a snack or place in a wrap with salad and light mayonaise.
MAKES 10














